So, right now, I'm sitting in a Starbucks in the middle of nowhere, listening to shitty hipster music, and sipping a peppermint mocha frappe, as uninspired as Beauchamp without absinthe. I NEED to figure out what the fuck im going to do for the rest of my applications classes, seeing as i have a project every other week, and i barely get by as is. My last project came out okay, before being murdered by the random aesthetic ideas of the school principal, which successfully fucked my self confidence and ruined my artistic pride.

Im also bored as shit right now, and feel like a douchebag for using a mac in Starbucks. If i start up illustrator, i might just turn into Jeff Magnum, sprout a guitar, and sing about jesus christ and Anne Frank until someone knocks me out or i explode of obscurity and sexiness. Oh, I've also become an official member of PETA. Yes, its that bad.

Is there a cure for hipsteritis besides cyanide?